Brad Pitt is Chanel 5

I heard his voice; I shuddered with the gravitas - the deep resonance, the pauses, the inflections.  I reached for the phone and my credit card expecting to see heartbreaking images of poor people dying because of some easily treatable condition such as poverty. But no, Brad Pitt, in a fine example of bathos, is the new voice of Channel 5, sorry, Chanel - Shan - elle - French, you see. What a donut. He follows in the footsteps of Anthony Hopkins - one time co-star and now, it seems, mentor - in trashing a classy reputation by doing a TV commercial for some puerile bollocks.. I expect to see him on the next I Was A Celebrity Once Please Help Me.