As the Olympics get closer to London; I'm busting out of the city to the great wilderness beyond internet access points. I will get back in time to enjoy my one and only Olympic event, Korea vs Gabon in the football at Wemberley. I expect to return to bedlam: cyclists and taxi drivers having it out in the Olympic lanes; american tourists barking orders for directions at humble Londoners. 'I WANT THE SAILING'; I WANT THE ARCHERY'; WHERE IS THE HANDBALL?!; (Sorry, but that's how you guys ask for directions); snivelling members of TEAM GB pouring it all out to Gary Lineker as to why they failed to get past the qualifying heats. Lord Coe making excuses.
Actually, I hope to return to find that all those unsold tickets have been given away to school kids.
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