Sunday, 2 September 2012

Pistorious Pissed Off


  
Oscar Pistorious lost out to speedy Brasilian Alan Oliveira in last night’s Paralympic 200m final (T43/44). Leading the field with 80m to go Pistorious was flabbergasted when Brazil’s blur of blue zoomed past him to hit the line first. The South African, who seemed to cross the line hours later although it was actually just a matter on nanoseconds, headed towards the first microphone he could see to vent his anger at coming second. The mike belonged to Channel 4 and, with miraculous fortune, C4 were having a break in their adverts for some Paralympics action. Oscar took the opportunity to blame his miserable second place on the fact that his victorious foe was taller than him and was thus able to run faster. Pistorious, it would seem, prefers to run against people shorter than him so that he can beat them.

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