‘Clegg not a priority for me.’

While Premier Minister Dave Cameron continues to fight our enemies’ coalition of poverty amongst bankers, the EU’s determination to apply VAT to the City’s prime activities and all those other kill joys trying to destroy our great financial industry, he continues to face harassment from Sidekick Nick. It was never Dave’s choice to be lumbered with Sidekick Nick - he was forced to do it out of political expediency. Ever since the Premier had to give Nick a lift, he has to put up with Nick the Hitch Hikers whingeing about trivial matters such as the savings Dave’s made in public over expenditure, and, particularly,  reforming the House of Lords. Has Nick forgotten the old adage ‘If it ain’t broke don’t fix it’? The Lords’ House performs a vital role in the British version of Democracy as it provides a home for unfairly discredited MPs such as Lord Archer who was unfairly jailed for having be unfairly ‘judged’ to have failed to be truthful in court once or twice. The Lords’ House gives our Lord Archer a deserved opportunity to continue to effect legislation in the UK without the dreadful bore of having to be elected by the halfwits who have unfortunately and undeservedly been given the vote. This is what Nick pesters Premier Dave about and Dave, having been really polite and patient about it for two years has been pushed to admit in not so many words that Clegg and his whimsical ideas are not a priority.