What a funtastic idea! Lighten up everyone’s train journey
by issuing witty and hilarious onboard train announcements. Tony Robinson, the
hilarious dunce in Bladderack, has volunteered to be on every train in and out
of Marylebone so as to make the rib tickling announcements. Passengers will no
longer have to listen to the grumpy train people. Imagine trying to control
yourself after hearing this:
"For any
passengers who've not visited London before, do please prepare yourselves for
the capital's overwhelmingly calm and relaxing pace of life."
The queue for the toilet will run the length of the train as
the passengers try desperately not to pee themselves. Or, how about:
"We will shortly
be passing through West Ruislip where we will be racing the Underground trains.
Do please feel free to cheer for our driver."
The most hilarious one though is going to be used for that
most familiar of scenarios.
‘Hands up all those passengers
who have paid shitloads of money for their ticket and think they are going to arrive
on time! We hope you’ve got a good book to read!’
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