The Queen’s speech this week, which is of course has not
been written by the Queen, will feature legislation to make it easier to fire
underperforming employees. The legislation should therefore allow us to fire
David Cameron and hopefully be a lot easier than having to wait for a general
election which is a rather unwieldy method of sacking someone. I hope the Tories have considered banking chiefs
and other associated morons as well as their own cabinet ministers as targets when
constructing this legislation. The heads of the water companies could get the
boot too. I suspect however this legislation will be aimed at those struggling
to keep themselves above the breadline by enduring a job that is humiliating
enough to perform without the threat of instant dismissal if they are spotted
trying to catch their breath on another ten hour shift.
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